Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) (failed by Bill Engvall Guitar Chords

p If you are looking for Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) (failed guitar chords, you've come to the right place. You can play Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) (failed by Bill Engvall using guitar or guitar. This song by Bill Engvall can also be played by that instruments. =/p p Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) (failed guitar chords has rhythm and included in album. You can also find another musical genres, including jazz guitar chords, country music guitar chords, pop guitar chords, world music guitar chords, and rock guitar chords here. /p h3Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) (failed by Bill Engvall Guitar Chords/h3 Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture)brbr[G]I just hate stupid people.brThey should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.br[C]That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?brYou wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like,brExcuse me...oops,never [G]mindbrI didn't see your sign.brIt's like before my wife and [C]I moved from Texas to California.brOur house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway.brMy friend comes over and says, Hey, You [G]moving?brNope.brWe just pack our stuff up once or twice a [D]week. J[C]ust to see how manybrboxes it [G]takes. Here's Your Sign.brbrChorus:brWhy [C]can't they Get The Picture? Why don't they understand?br[G]We're not dealing with the planet of apesbrWe're talking about the modern man.brSo you [D]people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny mindsbrHere's Your [G]Sign. [C]Here's Your [G]Sign.brbr[C]A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine.brWe pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer ofbrbass this [G]idiot on the dock goes, Hey, yall catch all them fish?brNope.br[C]Talked 'em into giving up.brHere's Your [G]Sign.brbrI was out in the front yard with my boy the other daybrAnd he was playing with his little friendbrAnd he hit his friend and I went up tobrHim and I said (whack) [D]Hey,[C] we don't hit.brHe looked up at me [G]like, Here's Your Sign, Dad.brbrChorus:brI was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery [F]ChannelbrThere was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that.brAlright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you tobrjump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you.brbrWell allright....hold my [G]sign, I don't wanna loose itbrbrChorus:brbr[C]Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tirebrI pulled my truck into one of these side-of-the-road gas stationsbrThe [G]attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me,brI swear to God he went, Tire go flat?br[C]I couldn't resist.brI said Nope.brNo I was driving around and those other [D]three just swelled right up onbrme. Here's Your Sign.brbrChorus:br[D]People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny [G]minds...brHere's Your Sign.brbr[G]We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to thebrhouse, drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house,brhe gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, thenbrgoes, Damn thats hot!brbrSee...brIf he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. p If you want to learn Bill Engvall Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) (failed guitar chords, The 5 chords we'll look at are the C major, A major, G major, E major, and D major. The reason we use all major chords is that the minor versions of any of these chords just require tiny adjustments. Each one of those minor chords is completely based on its major counterpart /p p The more you practice, the easier guitar will feel to play Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture) (failed. Guitar is hard to learn in the beginning, but gets easier the longer you stick with it. /p